Between decking the halls and making the yuletide gay, I finally had time to sit down and write my holiday wishlist. Yes, some of the price tags fall under the category of “wishful thinking,” but I’m sure Santa has seen more outrageous letters in his tenure at the North Pole. We all know that the best things in life are free, but I’ll humbly settle for designer jackets and Cartier diamonds any day of the week. As a double Virgo, I look for three main attributes in all of my purchases: quality, timeless elegance, and longevity. From a pair of socks to my at-home workout routine, I gravitate towards products engineered to perfection. As an “awful good boy” who—fingers crossed—is a VIP on the nice list this year, here are all the things I’m hoping to find under the tree come Christmas morning.
At- Home Gym
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Working full-time from home, I need my exercise routine to be as flexible as my hours. I love the sleek design of Tonal’s wall-mounted touchscreen display and the professional-level training instruction I get without wasting time commuting to Equinox (sorry, not sorry, Equinox). Tonal intelligently spots you with its Form Feedback feature (to ensure I won’t injure myself).
And with full-body strength capabilities that allow for 200 pounds of adaptive weight resistance, I can build strength and tone in the privacy of my own home without the ambiance of grunting, sweaty gym bros.
Domenica Knit Sock Boots
Understated yet tongue-in-cheek, these are the perfect boots for my hybrid work-from-home lifestyle. These sock boots are perfect for LA winters when I crave the coziness of knits but don’t want to sacrifice my footwear to salted icy streets of NYC.
1967 Mustang Coupe
I’m a sucker for iconic muscle cars, and this coupe perfectly embodies the golden era of American-made design and performance. Dear Santa, please leave this in my driveway with one of those massive red bows on top—xoxo.
Crystal Bustier Cup T-Shirt
Everything pairs well with a classic black t-shirt, so why not elevate it with a little bit of sex appeal? Yes, as a man, my figure might not fill out the cups entirely, but diamonds can be a boy’s best friend, too.
The Egyptian Book of The Dead
Written as the Papyrus of Ani in 1250 BCE to guide souls into the afterlife, this book is a full-color, gorgeously illustrated reproduction of one of the world’s greatest ancient artifacts.
Big Sur Hotel
I am always in the mood to cosplay Don Draper in the series finale of Mad Men during his iconic retreat to Big Sur. The Post Ranch Inn is a gorgeous feat of architecture, design, and luxury experiences set atop California’s most photogenic coastlines. I would love nothing more than to get a romantic getaway on the books for later this year.
Wilderness Henley Crewneck
Normcore at its finest. If you want a high-quality crewneck that will make you look like an extra on the set of Fargo, look no further.
PH5 Pendant Light
The Pendant Light is the ideal of modern Danish lighting. With a design developed in the 1920s, this is a timeless and sleek accent for any room of the house.
Linea Sofa
Upholstered in mohair with a solid walnut inlay, this sofa from Twentieth is absolutely stunning. The organic curves and wooden detailing give it a soft, natural appeal and a bold personality.
Lantern Stack
Sculptural and organic, this lantern stack exudes a natural glow layered with a textured fiberglass exterior. In the daytime, it becomes a piece of art in your home.
Beige Embossed Shearling Jacket
You can’t go wrong with a cream shearling jacket, and Jil Sander always guarantees unparalleled quality.
Black Jumbo Peter Leather Peacoat
A sculptural twist on a seasonal jacket, this oversized black leather peacoat is what I hope to be hibernating in during the coming New York winter.
Clash de Cartier Diamond Bracelet
A kiss on the hand might be quite continental, but Cartier in my Christmas stocking would be even better. This 17K rose gold bracelet with 51 diamonds totaling 1.51 carats makes this bracelet higher value than a vintage Mustang, but hey, I’ll probably get the same mileage out of it.
Arco Backpack
Traveling anywhere with a laptop-laden work bag has been wreaking havoc on my posture, so I’ve been looking for backpacks that are well-designed and as far from a high schooler’s Jansport as possible. This leather Arco backpack takes the schoolboy silhouette and transforms it into a luxury staple.
Flocked Wave Tunnel
With a classic zip-up turtleneck silhouette, the wave design elevates this seasonal staple to something with a lot more personality and flair. I love that it zips in two directions which gives it infinitely more styling potential.
Classic Brief
If you want your stocking hung—with care—look no further than CREO underwear. The ribbed design accentuates your assets without forfeiting any comfort, and the soft fabric will have you upgrading all the tighty-whities in your boudoir.