sexy valentines day gift guide
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The Sexiest Valentine’s Day Gift Guide Ever

This list is full of “stocking stuffers,” if you will...

Remember back in the day when celebrating Valentine’s Day involved passing out heart-shaped cards and had nothing to do with fucking or spending money? Lord, that was a wholesome time. These days, for better or worse, Valentine’s Day tends to be celebrated a little bit differently. You know the drill: Come February 14th flowers will be bought, chocolates will be gifted, and dinner reservations will be fought over like rations during a war. Usually, some sex gets sprinkled into the mix, too. It’s tradition!

While many people begrudge the commercialization of Valentine’s Day, I am personally very much into it. Why? Because while you can’t buy love, you CAN buy presents! (As a single person who has dated some incredibly questionable creatures, I find this fact comforting.) Whether you are shopping for yourself or someone you love almost as much, here are some options guaranteed to make a lady feel special.

*Friendly reminder: This list includes vibrators, which make excellent gifts for yourself and your partner. They do not make excellent gifts for people you’re not involved in a consensual, sexual relationship with.


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Lingerie by Bordelle: When shopping for lingerie, the aesthetic I tend to go for is “glamorously threatening.” Make of that what you will, but Bordelle’s Art Deco line absolutely gets the job done. On my list this year is the Bordelle Art Deco Mesh Wrap Bra, and the High Waisted Brief, available at Brooklyn Fox Lingerie. Perfect for everyone who wants to feel sexy but a little bit threatening. Like Scary Spice!
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