sexy valentines day gift guide
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The Sexiest Valentine’s Day Gift Guide Ever

This list is full of “stocking stuffers,” if you will...

Remember back in the day when celebrating Valentine’s Day involved passing out heart-shaped cards and had nothing to do with fucking or spending money? Lord, that was a wholesome time. These days, for better or worse, Valentine’s Day tends to be celebrated a little bit differently. You know the drill: Come February 14th flowers will be bought, chocolates will be gifted, and dinner reservations will be fought over like rations during a war. Usually, some sex gets sprinkled into the mix, too. It’s tradition!

While many people begrudge the commercialization of Valentine’s Day, I am personally very much into it. Why? Because while you can’t buy love, you CAN buy presents! (As a single person who has dated some incredibly questionable creatures, I find this fact comforting.) Whether you are shopping for yourself or someone you love almost as much, here are some options guaranteed to make a lady feel special.

*Friendly reminder: This list includes vibrators, which make excellent gifts for yourself and your partner. They do not make excellent gifts for people you’re not involved in a consensual, sexual relationship with.


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We-Vibe Match: There are a lot of ways to come together as a couple (cooking…pottery class…going antiquing…) but the one I’m partial to involves the We-Vibe. The We-Vibe Match is a couple’s vibrator designed to be worn during sex that enhances the experience for both partners. It truly is a stunning advertisement for the power of teamwork! The We-Vibe is particularly wonderful for women who cannot always climax from sex alone, i.e., most of us. Despite what we’ve been taught by the fantastically terrible world of romcoms, reaching orgasm from penetration alone is difficult for many women, and duelling orgasms can be elusive at best. Here’s where the We-Vibe comes in: It provides all the extra vibration necessary (both internally and externally) to bring you over the edge. Note it can also be used alone, should your man turn out to be trash and disappoint you. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
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