sexy valentines day gift guide
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The Sexiest Valentine’s Day Gift Guide Ever

This list is full of “stocking stuffers,” if you will...

Remember back in the day when celebrating Valentine’s Day involved passing out heart-shaped cards and had nothing to do with fucking or spending money? Lord, that was a wholesome time. These days, for better or worse, Valentine’s Day tends to be celebrated a little bit differently. You know the drill: Come February 14th flowers will be bought, chocolates will be gifted, and dinner reservations will be fought over like rations during a war. Usually, some sex gets sprinkled into the mix, too. It’s tradition!

While many people begrudge the commercialization of Valentine’s Day, I am personally very much into it. Why? Because while you can’t buy love, you CAN buy presents! (As a single person who has dated some incredibly questionable creatures, I find this fact comforting.) Whether you are shopping for yourself or someone you love almost as much, here are some options guaranteed to make a lady feel special.

*Friendly reminder: This list includes vibrators, which make excellent gifts for yourself and your partner. They do not make excellent gifts for people you’re not involved in a consensual, sexual relationship with.

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Satisfyer PRO Deluxe: I have a confession to make: I initially picked up this vibrator purely because it’s rose gold and I’m basic like that. While the Satisfyer’s design is what reeled me in, it was the vibrator’s Olympian-like performance that won me over. Instead of vibrating like most traditional devices, the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe features suction-style technology that simulates oral sex. And let me just say, it does the job fabulously. Waves and waves of orgasms on demand make this vibrator a (rose) gold medal winner for my personal version of the Winter Games. (Yes, I have a team… Let’s just say the bottom drawer of my bedside table is an Olympic Village.) It also wins bonus points for matching my fancy candles and a good chunk of my ring collection.
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