sexy valentines day gift guide
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The Sexiest Valentine’s Day Gift Guide Ever

This list is full of “stocking stuffers,” if you will...

Remember back in the day when celebrating Valentine’s Day involved passing out heart-shaped cards and had nothing to do with fucking or spending money? Lord, that was a wholesome time. These days, for better or worse, Valentine’s Day tends to be celebrated a little bit differently. You know the drill: Come February 14th flowers will be bought, chocolates will be gifted, and dinner reservations will be fought over like rations during a war. Usually, some sex gets sprinkled into the mix, too. It’s tradition!

While many people begrudge the commercialization of Valentine’s Day, I am personally very much into it. Why? Because while you can’t buy love, you CAN buy presents! (As a single person who has dated some incredibly questionable creatures, I find this fact comforting.) Whether you are shopping for yourself or someone you love almost as much, here are some options guaranteed to make a lady feel special.

*Friendly reminder: This list includes vibrators, which make excellent gifts for yourself and your partner. They do not make excellent gifts for people you’re not involved in a consensual, sexual relationship with.


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Cleo Bangle Handcuffs by Unbound: Check it out—more sex jewelry! While I am obsessed with Unbound’s entire jewelry line, these Cleo Bangle Handcuffs are the standout that has truly stolen my heart. Both bangles and bondage-gear, the only hint that these Cleopatra-inspired stackable gold cuffs are anything but innocent jewelry is the subtle chain connecting them together. Place one on each wrist, and you’ve got yourself a functional set of wrist restraints. Yes, please. For a less subtle but more badass option, check out their Simple Silver Handcuff Bangles, as well.
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