It’s been quite the year for Nora “Awkwafina” Lum. The Queens-born actress, while already a recognizable face thanks to her viral music video “My Vag,” which actually

cost her her job

at a publicity firm, has now paved an indisputable path to success. And its significance doesn’t bypass Awkwafina, who takes her role of representation of Asian stories on the big screen (and beyond) to heart. She stole scenes and watches with her sleight of hand alongside

Rihanna

and Sandra Bullock in

Ocean’s 8

and most recently played the role of a hilarious, wealthy bestie in hyped-about

Crazy Rich Asians

.

With a bite out of a Greenwich Village’s

Left Bank

burger in her mouth, Awkwafina tells us it’s only the beginning—there’s more of her to come. Between bites, we peppered her with some hard-hitting rapid-fire questions and played a round of

would you rather

and

hot or not

. Let’s just say it’s worth scrolling down.

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Would you rather...

Dasani or Aquafina?

“Oh man, that’s such a horrible question—I’m going to get sued [

laughs

]. Aquafina.”

Be a rich kid for life or a pickpocket?

“A good pickpocket that always gets away with it and never gets caught.”

Never being able to say the f-word again or never being able to eat a hamburger again?

“Oh my god, never being able to say the f-word again. I need burgers! I’ve already trained myself not to say it, so I’ll be good.”

Sneakers or heels?

“I think we all know the answer to that, and that is sneakers because heels are not healthy.”

Go-to karaoke song?

“‘Dreams’ by Fleetwood Mac or ‘Hey Ma’ by

Cam’ron

.”

What Rihanna lyric best describes you?

“The only one I can think of right now is ‘Shine bright like a diamond,’ and I don’t know if that describes me [

laughs

]. Actually, no, ‘work, work, work, work, work.’ That describes my life right now.”

If you were ever to be on

The Real Housewives

, what would your opening line be for the show?

“Let’s see: ‘Some people say that I’m slippery, but really I just fell in the toilet,’ and then I would do a little spin.”

Hot or not...

Coffee:

“Hot.”

Vacation:

“Hot! Very hot.”

Rachel and Nick’s sex life:

“I would imagine hot, but that’s weird, but also hot. I’ll go with hot.”

Dating a partner with the same sense of humor as you:

“Hot.”

How do you prep for a red carpet?

“I mean, I’m blessed with a team that really helped me out. I remember when I went to my first press shoot, I was wearing mom jeans and a stained white shirt. I wake up, sometimes I’ll put on a face mask on the day of and some under-eye strips. I use SKII, or Skyn Iceland—shoutout to Emma Roberts, who introduced me to this amazing Charlotte Tilbury Dry Mask that you can use up to three times. Other than that, you know, brush my teeth. Really just wake up and shower.”

What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given?

“Through my grandma—I don’t know if it was advice or a statement, but: Life is only a series of ups and downs, it’s never in the middle.”

What’s next?

“I just wrapped up three projects. One that was filmed in Spain, directed by Alice Waddington, called

Paradise Hill

, and it stars Emma Roberts, Eiza Gonzalez, Danielle Macdonald, Milla Jovovich, Jeremy Irvine, and me. Then I did my first lead role ever. It was a movie for Big Beach Films, it was written and directed by an Asian-American woman named Lulu Wang. That filmed in China, and that’s coming out hopefully this summer, and I just wrapped my pilot for Comedy Central. So right now I’m chill, but in September I’m going to take over.”

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