The eye-rolls alone.
It’s hard to imagine there was ever a time before Rihanna’s songs got stuck in our heads, only to be belted out in the shower or—gulp—drunkenly at bars. But alas, the singer (and designer and beauty mogul) only just turned 30, celebrating her milestone birthday on Tuesday, Feb. 20. To honor the ultimate bad gal, we’re highlighting one of her other notable talents: Giving hilarious facial expressions, badass quotes, and other GIF-able reactions, thus summing up our own thoughts, feelings, and, pretty much, our life.
When you’re at a family party and someone asks how you’ve been:
Me: “I actually hate being the center of attention.”
When a couple you don’t know starts fighting in public and now you need to know who Kristen is, why she’s texting, and what happened last Wednesday:
Actual footage of me hearing someone cough during flu season:
When someone tries to talk to me before I’ve had my coffee:
“So your salad will be $16.83.”
When you’re trying to eat healthy but then someone asks if you want to order pizza:
Actual footage of me receiving unsolicited life/work/love advice:
When your Uber arrives and you can finally stop making small talk and go home:
Me @ me on a good skin and hair day:
When you can’t decide what to wear so you chill in your underwear and contemplate life instead:
When your plans get canceled but you were already in your pajamas and about to cancel anyway:
When you’ve run out of comebacks so you give them this look instead:
“Sorry, we don’t serve alcoh—”
When the hand dryer is broken and there are no paper towels:
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