Yes, we mean *that* kind of satisfied.
Welcome to your daily moment of female badassery: Tamara Mellon released her special Valentine’s Day shoes and they come with a vibrator. Yep. All hail the queen.
In case you’re single, or are otherwise inclined to spend all of Valentine’s day in bed fully *treating* yourself, this is the most luxurious way to do it. “I believe that every woman deserves to treat herself,” said the designer. “That’s what luxury is—not expensive things and designer brands in ivory towers. Modern luxury is about experiencing something memorable and meaningful, about taking the time just for you, and surrounding yourself with things that you love.”
Speaking of “love,” if you look closely, you’ll see the word spelled along the side of the sandal. “I’m lucky enough to call designing shoes work, so I spend a lot of time thinking about thoughtful details that make women feel special. I want a woman to slip on a pair of Tamara Mellons and feel like they deserve, and are getting, the best. That’s why I hid the letters L-O-V-E in the straps of this sexy cutout sandal. It’s a secret love letter to yourself.”
Should you feel like being your own valentine, you can snag the set at tamaramellon.com.