Its the long freakin' weekend. You have an entire extra day all to yourself and no clue how to spend it. So lets get to it, shall we?
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Well, you could always start with a DIY manicure. Or pedicure. We mean, when do you ever have the time to do that? You do now, so get to it.
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Not to boss you around or anything, but while you're clipping those cuticles and waiting for your polish to dry, you could always slap on a face mask, too. Just saying.
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Oh, and while all of this is going on, you should probably put on a little Netflix (Mean Girls. Clueless. The Craft. Need we say more?) or HBO Go (Sex & the City, because duh), given that between your hands and face being out of commission, you'll likely be immobile for a little while.
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Okay, so now you've pampered yourself into oblivion, why not do something productive? Because if you're anything like us, this is right about when and where we'd start feeling a little guilty. We suggest getting in a little light workout (or a more intense one).
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And brushing up on your reading––who couldn't use a little more Betty Halbreich, Lena Dunham or Caroline de Maigret in their life?
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While you're at it, you could always study up for your next big job interview. You know, just in case you'll be meeting with Carine Roitfeld.
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On the complete opposite end of the spectrum, you could also choose your next tattoo.
“The first [tattoo] was the hardest to pick. It’s a diamond with two birds and an anchor. It had to have so much meaning, and now I just walk in and pick something on the spot depending on the artist and what he’s good at and the shape of the space I want to fill. The most painful [tattoo] was the spider web on my elbow.” —Douglas Friedman, Photographer8.
Or get all crafty and spend the afternoon DIY-ing a terrarium.
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You could also learn how to cook with vodka.
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Or skip the whole Michelin Star thing, drink the vodka and cook yourself up a little college-style drunk food.
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Then go online shopping, because in our eyes, that's the very best way to make sound and responsible financial decisions.
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Once you've sobered up a little and come around to the rude awakening that is your credit card balance, clean out your closet and sell some old sh*t. You're welcome!
