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14 If-Money-Was-No-Object Gift Ideas

The most expensive, exclusive, and diamond-encrusted gifts we could find.

By: Noah Lehava

Friends, we’ve given you a fancy little GIF(t) guide, rounded up 47 gift ideas for every budget, and even made a list (and checked it twice) of things your most chill friend would love. But now it’s time for us to ogle at the unapologetically expensive, excessive, most over-the-f*ucking-top gift ideas we could find floating around on the internet. They’re gold, carved out of precious stones, and so exclusive only a bottomless wallet can buy them. In other words, they’re fun to look at and dream about. See for yourself below.


Valextra Leather Cabin Suitcase, $5,975

You’re going to want to make sure to splurge on priority boarding—can’t risk a checked bag. Unless you have a PJ, of course.

Gucci Thiara Crocodile Leather Bag, $36,000

It’s a bag that’s also like jewelry, so it’s like you’re getting a deal.

Stalvey 24K Gold Alligator Teddy Bear, $32,000

For that little bb in your list, right? Hurry, though, there’s only one left.

Hermès Pegase Bowl, $14,700

Carved out of solid labradorite. Not for your Lucky Charms, unless you want to be real extra.

Secret Agent Experience, $315,000

You can be 007 for a day—aka jumping out of planes, racing supercars, solving mysteries. Idris Elba not included.

Louis Vuitton Damier Graphite Alps Gloves, $1,020, Available at select Louis Vuitton stores

When you decide to upgrade from your rentals to the real deal.

Tiffany & Co. Sterling Silver and Copper Watering Can, $35,000

Maybe now you’ll remember to water your plants.

La Prairie Platinum Rare Cellular Cream, $1,200

It has platinum in it, people!

The Row Tooman Cashmere Coat and Scarf, $9,290

Being wrapped in a cloud of cashmere sounds good to us.

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