Summer’s (Almost) Over
It’s time to get your shit together.
You guys. What the eff happened. How is it August? How is summer over? Do I have to stop trying to get seated at restaurants while wearing a wet bathing suit and covered in sunscreen? What about lying in the grass all day eating a whole pound of apricots—is that okay? No? Fuck.
Despite having been out of school officially now for, oh, practically ever, we still get that *special* back-to-school feeling this time of year. Equal parts anxiety and excitement over new clothes, back to school is very real even as an adult. But because we’re adults, we’re calling it “get your shit together,” because that’s exactly what we’re trying to do. All week you’ll see stories about things you thought you couldn’t wear to work but can, the best career advice we’ve received from literally the best CEOs and boss bitches out there, and the actual scientific reason you can’t go to the gym. And more!! Don’t miss it—this is quite literally all news you can use when reality sets in now that summer Fridays are over and it’s time to get to work.