Because you have 24 extra hours all to yourself this weekend.
Its the long freakin' weekend. You have an entire extra day all to yourself and no clue how to spend it. So lets get to it, shall we?
Oh, and while all of this is going on, you should probably put on a little Netflix (Mean Girls. Clueless. The Craft. Need we say more?) or HBO Go (Sex & the City, because duh), given that between your hands and face being out of commission, you'll likely be immobile for a little while.
Okay, so now you've pampered yourself into oblivion, why not do something productive? Because if you're anything like us, this is right about when and where we'd start feeling a little guilty. We suggest getting in a little light workout (or a more intense one).
While you're at it, you could always study up for your next big job interview. You know, just in case you'll be meeting with Carine Roitfeld.
On the complete opposite end of the spectrum, you could also choose your next tattoo.
Or get all crafty and spend the afternoon DIY-ing a terrarium.
You could also learn how to cook with vodka.
Or skip the whole Michelin Star thing, drink the vodka and cook yourself up a little college-style drunk food.
Then go online shopping, because in our eyes, that's the very best way to make sound and responsible financial decisions.
Once you've sobered up a little and come around to the rude awakening that is your credit card balance, clean out your closet and sell some old sh*t. You're welcome!