“On my face’s best day, the impasto goes (in order): whatever cleansing cloth will force even the most perseverant mascara-traces off of me, Clinique exfoliant, Mario Badescu toner, Dr Jart Ceramidin cream and liquid, Benefit’s POREfessional, Ardency lnn concentrate mixed with whatever BB cream sample is closest at hand, the eye-rollingly-named Tarte Slenderizer stick blended in with a Kat von D brush, lip liner."